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Here is the scoop: I have DISCIPLINED myself to NOT CLICK on ANY of the spoilers that are out there seemingly EVERYWHERE, because I'm enjoying watching my show and being unspoiled for it.
But. BUT. Even though it's Thursday, and there's a new episode tonight, and it's now a mere matter of HOURS until I get to WATCH IT, I am becoming weak.
WEAK. For, lo, there is abundant squee (pre-squee?) raging over Teh Internets, and people are saying things like OMG TONIGHT TONIGHT WIBBLE WIBBLE SO EXCITED - which I'm not cutting as a spoiler, because I think we should ALL feel like that for EVERY SINGLE NEW EPISODE of our show - but it's making me think something HUGE is going to happen and, as I am spoiler-free, I am completely clueless about what that might BE, and it is GETTING TO ME, YO, as should be apparent by all of the rampant capitalization around here.
So what I'm saying is that AT LEAST one of you needs to come HERE, right NOW, so you can knock me down and SIT ON ME so I can't accidentally-on-purpose go spoiling myself after being SO GOOD for SO VERY LONG.
Seriously. I'll provide snacks and drinks, even. Just. LET NOT MY UNSPOILEDNESS BECOME TAINTED.
*totally unnecessary dramatic flourish*
Oooh, HEY! Maybe I can work it out of my system by getting OTHER spoilers. YES. That will do. Go ahead and spoil me for something I don't watch (which would be 'pretty much everything that's not SPN or SV.)
Tell me the about the big showdown on "Heroes" (do they HAVE big showdowns on that show? All I know is that Hayden Panini-teri or whatever her name is plays a cheerleader, and there's an Asian guy who wears glasses. Also, judging by the commercials, things catch on fire a lot.)
Or, or, or, you could spoil me for "Lost"! (That's the one with people on an island, except it's not a reality show, right?)
Or! You could give me spoilers for LAST YEAR'S episodes! Or spoilers for cancelled shows! Or reveal the endings of books! Heck, tell me what happened to the Titanic!
Spoil me for something (except SPN and SV, of course)! Give it your worst!!!
But. BUT. Even though it's Thursday, and there's a new episode tonight, and it's now a mere matter of HOURS until I get to WATCH IT, I am becoming weak.
WEAK. For, lo, there is abundant squee (pre-squee?) raging over Teh Internets, and people are saying things like OMG TONIGHT TONIGHT WIBBLE WIBBLE SO EXCITED - which I'm not cutting as a spoiler, because I think we should ALL feel like that for EVERY SINGLE NEW EPISODE of our show - but it's making me think something HUGE is going to happen and, as I am spoiler-free, I am completely clueless about what that might BE, and it is GETTING TO ME, YO, as should be apparent by all of the rampant capitalization around here.
So what I'm saying is that AT LEAST one of you needs to come HERE, right NOW, so you can knock me down and SIT ON ME so I can't accidentally-on-purpose go spoiling myself after being SO GOOD for SO VERY LONG.
Seriously. I'll provide snacks and drinks, even. Just. LET NOT MY UNSPOILEDNESS BECOME TAINTED.
*totally unnecessary dramatic flourish*
Oooh, HEY! Maybe I can work it out of my system by getting OTHER spoilers. YES. That will do. Go ahead and spoil me for something I don't watch (which would be 'pretty much everything that's not SPN or SV.)
Tell me the about the big showdown on "Heroes" (do they HAVE big showdowns on that show? All I know is that Hayden Panini-teri or whatever her name is plays a cheerleader, and there's an Asian guy who wears glasses. Also, judging by the commercials, things catch on fire a lot.)
Or, or, or, you could spoil me for "Lost"! (That's the one with people on an island, except it's not a reality show, right?)
Or! You could give me spoilers for LAST YEAR'S episodes! Or spoilers for cancelled shows! Or reveal the endings of books! Heck, tell me what happened to the Titanic!
Spoil me for something (except SPN and SV, of course)! Give it your worst!!!
