obviously, i have been left unattended for too long

Don't you hate it when you can't decide how to start your post?

As of late, I've been thinking of trying to write one of those "Five Times" stories. It'd be SPN, obviously, and it'd be gen (because I'm, um, pretty sure I'm not doing any other genres in this fandom).

But there's a part of me - the goofy? irresponsible? contrary? part - that wants to give it a title that makes it sound like it's going to be very, very 'naughty.' Like, for example, "Five Times the Brothers Winchester Got Into Each Other's Pants."

Or, "Five Times Sam and Dean Slept Together."

Or, "Five Times Dean Told Sam How to Use His Tongue."

So. Is that just me being, you know, me? Or does it sound like something y'all might want to maybe read?