ella_menno

Hi. My name is Jenna, and I own the entire Twilight saga.

Also, I kind of <3 it.

If you need a primer on this series, or just want to read some really funny commentary on such, I cannot recommend cleolinda's Twilight journal entries highly enough. Everything she says about these books is ‘zactly what I would say about them, were I as funny and smart as she is.

DISCLAIMER: My shameful love for this series should in no way be taken as my endorsement of any of the following:
* weepy emo clingy teenage girls whose lives have no meanings outside of their boyfriends/soul mates, whether said boyfriends/soul mates are alive or undead;
* the setting up of the above type of girl as a role model;
* the egregious overuse of mostly unnecessary adjectives;
* werewolves in love with persons other than Sirius Black.

I do, however, endorse sparkliness in all types, shapes, and forms.

( LET ME SHOW YOU MY CAPSLOCKY LOVE )

Innyhoo! I kind of RILLY LOVE MY SPARKLY VAMPIRE BOOK, and I haven’t even BEGUN to sing the praises of Edward’s sister Alice, who is OMG BEYOND COOL, and she would be even if she DIDN’T sparkle, which, fortunately, she does.

So that’s that, the story of my shame, and the TRUE REASON I have been so absent for the past few days. (All the days before that were due to the usual (i.e. non-sparkly) reasons.)

O HI HOW ARE YOU???

...tomorrow.

( lengthy and obscure! whee fun! )

Srsly - this kind of stuff fascinates me. This is one of those times I'm so in love with fandom, because I know there are plenty of other people out there who are going to take stuff like this, run with it, and we're all going to end up with some truly amazing fic.

*glee*

( spoilery, o'course )


In conclusion? I LOVE MY SHOW.

Someone hold me and tell me the writer's strike isn't going to deprive us of story resolution. Pwease?