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7380 / 50000 words. 15% done!

THE ROAD SO FAR:

Totally Necessary Introduction and Summary

Chapter One

Chapter Two


CHAPTER THREE:

Mmkay, so, the Impala and the turkoyze car have driven off into the LAKE which is MAGICKAL, only Dean and Sammy don't know that, so they are WORRIED, well mostly Dean is worried and he's like "OMG my car it is going to get all WET and the interior will be RUINED plus I think I left my SANDWICH in there," and Sam is all "HOW ARE WE GOING 2 GET ANYWHERE AND WHERE ARE WE ANYWAY AND EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT WAS MY SANDWICH" and then Harry Potter shows up and tells them where they are and all that stuff.

BUT! Meenwile, the CARS drive down into the LAKE, where the ANGLIA (bcuz that is what the TURKOYSE car IS, I totally looked it up in the book, okay, on the DVD case, have you seen those books they are really LONG) introduces the Impala to all the MERMAIDS and MERMAID!BOYS, and there is this one rilly hot mermaid who Dean would totally try to mack on but anyway this is about the car, sorry, its just that Dean is so HAWT, so the rilly hot mermaid is all 'EEEEeeeeEEEEEsqueeakysquealEEEEEEIIIEEEEIIIIOOOO' and the Impala is all 'vroomity!' and then it decides to go look around and finds a mysteerius door that has a GIANT SNAKE engraved on it, and all of a sudden IT STARTS TO CREAK OPEN!!!

( AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS??? )

3487 / 50000 words. 7% done!

I am absurdly excited about this single-digit percentage of progress. (No, really. *grins*)


For those of you following along at home, let me bring you up to date.

The Summary and Header (Must Read First!)

Chapter One (Reader's Digest Version):

Sammy and Dean, in the Impala, drive through the Lincoln Tunnel and come out on the other side...OF THE OCEAN!!1! After meandering (in a tough, macho, growly [or 'grouwley,' if you want the British spelling] way) across the louvely British countryside, the three ouf them (OF COURSE I AM COUNTING THE CAR AS ONE OF THEM, DUH) arrive outside the mouldy stoune gates ouf what lououks like an ould ruin.

BUT IS IT???!??!?/?@

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